Monday, July 04, 2005

Names

As long as I'm making fun of people's names...

"These materials have not seen the light of day for 4.6 billion years," mission scientist Jessica Sunshine said.

"And then I opened it up and... drat! I should have had a swig of moonshine first."

1 Comments:

Blogger Hamlette said...

And then I opened it up and...

...and at first I thought it was empty, but then a swirly light started coming out of it, and it gradually covered the whole area around me. I thought it was really beautiful until it started melting people's faces off. Too bad I'm dead now and can't tell people not to open things that haven't seen the light of day for eons...

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