Thursday, November 24, 2005

The Party of Me

I once formed a political party. It was the party of me, and its platform matched my beliefs perfectly. It even changed to suit me, when my opinions changed. Absolutely perfect, except it had trouble getting votes. Even though its membership was extremely dedicated, it lacked that cross party appeal. So the party of me disbanded, selling out its idealism for a very small share of political power.

I think I should resurrect the party of me. I will start rebuilding its party platform and launch a recruitment drive. Unfortunately, schizophrenia seems to be the only way to increase membership, but I can still work on the party platform, which is what the next several posts will be about.


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