Thursday, October 26, 2006

Ready, Aim, Binoculars

Something more stupid that unusual out of Annie's Mailbox, "We don't think pistols at forty paces will be necessary." Forty paces is approximately 240 feet. If they can hit someone at 240 feet with a pistol, they're downright phenomenal marksmen.


Blogger Noumenon said...

I wonder if they even know they're on the web. No, they probably put their heads together and came up with the idea themselves. "Marcy, being on the Web can be very valuable to an advice columnist today." "why yes Kathy, it allows many more people to read your column than could see it in the newspaper!" "Marcy/Kathy, I/we recommend we get our column on the internets right away!"

10:05 AM  
Blogger Hamlette said...

Dear Marcy/Kathy, I think the best thing for you would be to join a support group such as AACA (Airheaded Advice Columnists Anonymous). Call them at 1-800-AACA-NOW or visit their website for more information on how to stop being so vacuous!

4:00 AM  
Blogger Hamlette said...

Oh, I forgot:

Good luck! We'll be rooting for you!

4:00 AM  

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